You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize
