She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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