am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
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One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
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Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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