so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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