I just cut my nipple shaving
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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