I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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