Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
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i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
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