Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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