she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
oh god the rape fog is back!
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
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Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
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He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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