I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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