'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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