I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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