At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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