Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
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this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
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If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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