yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
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