A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
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