You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
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He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
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Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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