I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I'd cum for enchiladas.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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