I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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