Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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