They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
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He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
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just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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