Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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