i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
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just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
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They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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