grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
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