At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
cat food counts as protein by the way
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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