Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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