That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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