My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
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Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
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Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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