I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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