Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
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