I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
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She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
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Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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