I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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