Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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