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I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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