Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Edward fifth and chaser hands
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
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