Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
You smell like stripper and shame
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
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i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
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Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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