Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
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so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
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Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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