She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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