i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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