Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
The convent might be a nice break from real life
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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