you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
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Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
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Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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