i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
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i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
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There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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