She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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