i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
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I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
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I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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