So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
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Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
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BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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