I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Please, let me fuck your mom
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
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He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
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I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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