We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I just googled if crying burns calories
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
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