I'll bet she douches with gravy.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
i think i have herpe
just one?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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