I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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