she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
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So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
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I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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