dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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