How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
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I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
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Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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