ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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