worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
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