I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
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We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
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He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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