just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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