you win again, gameday.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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