I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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